Let's play an anime game! "Name that SLUT!"
Hey, look! It's Sakura! No! It's Ami! No, it's Umi! No.. it's
[enter some other bubble-headed virginal slut name here]
Apparently, many are under the faulty impression.. that if you somehow change the color of your hair, the color of your eyes, the color of your t-shirt.. change the bow/remove it.. or just add some tissue paper into your bra and/or pants.. you're a totally different person, Sherlock! (Actually, is it any wonder Sherlock WASN'T Japanese?!?)
Imagine watching a porno, with nothing but the same old tired characters playing different roles -- but still virgins (gasp!) -- OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!
It's like, C'mon.. just cause you dyed your hair and wear contact lenses while acting bubble-headed.. doesn't mean I don't recognize you from those other pornos where you were a virgin about 365 times in a row ("TEEHEEE!")
Sheesh. Get a life... no, actually, get a girlfriend, eh? (PLEASE over 18+ of age)
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Speed Racer
Speed Racer - Hmm.... such an original name! I wonder what it could possibly be about?? I know it contains the term "racer" so therefore, considering he's not someone who judges you by your RACE, it shouldn't be THAT complicated that he's someone that has something to do with SPEED.. *cough* no pun intended. Yeah, pretty original Japan. Hey, isn't that Darien, from Sailor Moon??? What's he doing cheating on her with different priorities?? Oh well...
CORRECTION: He looks like one of those transexuals from the Sailor Stars, forgot their names. *cough* Nice eyelashes.
This was once a human being at some point in its life.
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Dirty Pair Flash
Hmm.... Gee, Mommy, I wonder what this one's about? Sounds pretty original. You can imagine it's just a bunch of cheap schemes to somehow get the "drama" high enough for these two skank "maidens" to "Flash" you with their "dirty pairs" .. Come on, Japan. I'm not amused.
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Sailor Moon
Sailor... Moon
Gee... I wonder what this is about? It couldn't possibly be about a girl in a sailor suit that came from the moon. Needless to say, the rest of her four other friends look exactly like her, except they have different hair/eye/costume colors, and despite the fact that they are always hanging out together, the Japanese villains (slanty eyes and all) aren't even able to detect the obviousness of Sailor Moon's identity even though she is the only girl in the world that wears her hair in that form and length (that's ok though, even more opporunities to catch sneak peaks at her naked body when she transforms.
"Hmm... I'm too Japanese to notice the obviousness of these girls being the Sailor Scout heroes. Well, maybe I should cotinue attacking the same corner of Japan repeatedly, anyway. Just cause as a Japanese, we're not aware of other countries other than our own being valuable. hehehe"
(there's like 5 different colors in this whole picture) New definition for Safe sex: --"Don't worry Mina, that Beryl is too stupid to know that it's us. We're safe"
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Failed attempt at originality: Azumanga Daioh - the name isn't predictable! Why? It's irrelevant. Originality: Fail.
It means Great King Azumanga, but it is completely irrrelevant to what this series is really about.
What the series is about: a ten year old girl who's so smart she makes it into high school, but by a Japanese coincidence the high school teacher happened to be a pedophile who throughout the entire series attempts to molest them-- and this is sooo funny to the average Otaku, if you say otherwise, they might stop being your friend. Pedophile humor appeals to them for some reason, but the series is completely irrelevant to the intellect of the ten year old, honoring more her simplistic nature than anything else.
Jimmy Neutron:
Somehow owns, in comparison.
An American series of a very smart ten year old, whose intellect is honored over his naivete. In fact, the series is made original by emphasizing on his original creations. Azumanga, on the other hand, is no different than every other bubble-headed anime series where they almost get raped whilst they squeal like five year olds.
In other words, children have more original interests/animation than the average Japanese/Japanophile adult. (Stick that in your "this anime is for adults only" excuse!)