So, here we are... the Japanese sacred festival of fertility!
Oh, what humor!
Lollipop? Hmm... did you save one for the kids, mom?
Cheap way to make money, I get it; "fake penises" .. bigger than you'll ever see.
My gut just split, oh the humor.
Whoa, "secret" addition to the penis collection, I see?
wow, you'd think she was a tourist or something.
Well, there we have it.
It's like dancing on your grandmother's grave with great delight and calling it "respect" ..
I'm sure with those witty eyes, you've noticed that although this is supposed to be a festival of fertility, you've only witnessed excessive penises, immature laughter, more penises, more immature laughter, gigantic penises.. and even hidden penises under some skirts (trying to make more money - sixth picture reference)
However, no ovaries, vulva, vagina, or woman was carved and honoured as part of the ceremony. Por qua?
Well, backing to the ancient Japanese (yes, around the era of the great samurai of wisdom!) the Japanese believed that it was the penis (the man) that created humanity... and that the woman was simply a "bowl" to put things into.
This would leave us safe to assume that the Japanese fail at reproducing, because they're too busy masturbating into bowls thinking if they leave their sperm in there long enough, a person will grow from it like a chia-pet.
Funny? No, please, bare in mind, this is the smartest country in the
[looks around for JapaNazis--the coast is clear.]
UPDATE:
Yes, I'm aware that after much nagging from the Japanese women, they have changed their festivals to now include women. Congratulations, Japan, you've complied with ''compassion.''
Though, I somehow doubt they acknowledge the function of a man and a woman. Shh...
be sure not to tell, however. Catch me in a day when I'm feeling generous and maybe I'll tell them.