I've decided that in order to help the Japanese race evolve and reproduce,
they might have to understand what sex is for (astounding how it seems the only country that's
the most obsessed with sex either doesn't know the function of procreation or just doesn't know
how to do it properly.) Again, I would love to show another demonstration as I did in the
Accidental Section, however, this time it wont involve a five year old (for obvious reasons) but
one of the most primitive and ancient species, who are experts in reproduction; the cockroach!
January 12
Operation Cockroach
Alright, then. My project is out and ready to be shipped to Japan. Tis a documentary on how sex is
done.. and how procreation comes from sex. I suppose the smartest country in the world needs a little help understanding something that even 3rd world countries (horny teenagers) and even vermin master well.
February 26th
Disaster. Absolute disaster. It seems the concept of the video outbursted an outrage when the narrator (me) explained how a roach would be sexually attracted to another who is sexually developed
and completely uninterested in juvenile roaches, due to their 'sexually undeveloped' mannerisms. Another theory which summoned controversy in that country was the possibility of the female gaining pleasure
from this due to her willingness to mate. Halfway during the video the documentary was cut short due to it's incomprehensible theory of only having sexual relations with those who are fully developed
sexually, and willing to have sex (sounds redundant, don't you think?) in order to bear more offspring...They wouldn't have it! I suppose it's back to worshipping penises and masturbatin into cups.
Can't say I didn't try.
It appears they
have taken my "cockroach idea to the next level.
Instead of understanding the whole concept
and examples from the roach documentary on mating. They ended up just having sex with roaches, instead
confusing my words into thinking that it's the roachs that help them to reproduce. Truly a disaster
on my behalf. Here is a pictue of their